Текст песни «Grandpa Got Run Over By A John Deer» от Cledus T. Judd

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Cledus T. Judd - "Grandpa Got Run Over By A John Deer"

Lyrics to Grandpa Got Run Over By A John Deer :

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Grandpa got runned over by a John Deere

Walking home from the Moose Lodge Christmas Eve.

Now you can say theres no such thing as Santa,

But after suing John Deere, I believe...



Hed been a-guzzlin old Jack Daniels

And smokin that wacky weed-

He mixed it with his medication

And run off with some bleach-blonde named Bernice.



When we found him Christmas mornin

We thought he had a heart attack.

But he had tar prints on his forehead 

And incriminatin hickies on his neck. 

(ON HIS WHAT''') 



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But were all ashamed of Grandpa.

He took Grandmas death too well.

Started watchin porno movies

And engaging in phone sex with Cousin Belle.



Its a better Christmas without Grandpa

Last year in church, he mooned the choir.

At first, we thought it was Alzheimers,

But looking back, we realized he was wired. 



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Yeah, I filed myself a lawsuit

And they awarded me two mil.

You know Grandpa didnt leave me nuthin,

But thanks to that old John Deere, he got killed.



Funny, all my friends and neigh-bras

Turned up on the grand jury,

(laughs) I bribed em like Johnny Cochran

Did when they set O.J. Simpson free. 

GUIL-TY!!! 



CHORUS (x2)
[ Grandpa Got Run Over By A John Deer Lyrics  ]

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