Представляем аккорды композиции "The Vasectomy Song" и глубже погружаем в смыслы творчества артиста Heagle Larry . Эта интерпретация аккордов и текста песни помогает лучше понять смысл заложенный в композицию. Аппликатура аккордов песни «The Vasectomy Song» — это не просто изображения аккордов, а история, которую Heagle Larry передаёт через ритм и интонации.
Heagle Larry - "The Vasectomy Song"
#----------------------------------PLEASE NOTE---------------------------------# #This file is the authors own work and represents their interpretation of the # #song. You may only use this file for private study, scholarship, or research. # #------------------------------------------------------------------------------# Date: Sat, 29 Nov 1997 14:06:32 -0600 From: "Michael K. Moseley" Subject: Subject: PRO: The_Vasectomy_Song.crdpro by Larry Heagle The Vasectomy Song by: Larry Heagle Also performed by One-Man Johnson in Iowa City Tabbed by: Mike Moseley (mkmosele@inav.net) I heard this song on public radio about 15 years ago and have been playing it for my friends ever since (taking time out for work, food, sleep and personal time, of course). For those of you not knowledgeable, the Vas Deferens is what gets clipped in a Vasectomy. ========================================================================= [C]Well, I went to see my doctor, I said, "Doc, I cant pay my bills[G] The rents all spent and my trucks got a dent And I think Im a-gettin the [C]chills >From bein forced to sleep alone, oh, this house just aint a [F]home We cant [G]afford no more kids My life in on the skids Cause my woman says, Leave me al[C]one Unless I get a va[G]sectomy, I gotta get a va[C]sectomy Just [G]one little male alteration, can [C]save [no chord] us from an other altercation Its a [G]vasectomy, I gotta get a va[C]sectomy Oh what a [F]vas defer[G]ens it could [C]be." [C]Well, the next thing I knew I was layin on the table With the lights shinin in my eyes[G] They strapped my wrists and they strapped my ankles And they double strapped my [C]thighs The nurses were gigglin and I was wigglin most uncomfort[F]ably When the [G]doctor walked in with a perverted grin And heres what he said to [C]me, "It only hurts for a little while[C] Thats what they [Am]tell me thats what they say, eh heh heh" [C]Well its two weeks later and I feel a little better And my mind is more at ease[G] The rents still spent, my trucks still got a dent But my womans no longer a [C]tease And even down at the office, theres a lot more interest in [F]me Oh, the [G]girls all grin when I walk in And brother they mean to [C]please A man with a va[G]sectomy, you oughta get a va[C]sectomy Well, like a [G]Sunkist orange, Ive been freed Cause [C]its [no chord] all juice and theres no seed With a [G]vasectomy, you oughta get a va[C]sectomy Oh, what a [F]vas defer[G]ens it could . . . .[no chord] Now here is the part that I like the most It takes the danger out of bein close Want a [F]vas defer[G]ens it could . . . . [no chord] The snipped those little suckers right in two And then they clamped em off with Super Glue What a [F]vas defer[G]ens it could [C]be. [G] [C] [G] [C] ========================================================================= Best regards to Larry Heagle and One-Man Johnson. I hope this brings a smile or at least a wince.
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