Представляем аккорды композиции "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" и глубже погружаем в смыслы творчества артиста Bloodhound Gang . Эта интерпретация аккордов и текста песни помогает лучше понять смысл заложенный в композицию. Аппликатура аккордов песни «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks» — это не просто изображения аккордов, а история, которую Bloodhound Gang передаёт через ритм и интонации.
Bloodhound Gang - "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks"
Artist: Bloodhound Gang Song: I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks( Album one fierce beer coaster) Tabbed by: John Leadman Pretty funny song! All just basic power chords. Play the verses palm-muted and use only downstrokes. Strum the chorus normally. Thats all you need to know. Enjoy! CHORDS: Bb5 (x13xxx) E5 (x79xxx) A5 (x02xxx) Eb5 (x68xxx) B5 (x24xxx) C#5 (x46xxx) INTRO: [spoken:] If your ass is a Chinese restaurant Ill have the poo-poo platter VERSE 1: Bb5 A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class A5 B5 C#5 Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass B5 A5 B5 E5 I said guys Im like you I like Monster Trucks too Eb5 C#5 A5 Wanna see how many push-ups I can do' B5 [stop] I just wish I was queer so I could get CHORUS: E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that dont dig E5 B5 Chicks that dont dig guys like me A5 See Im not queer Im too ugly VERSE 2: A5 B5 C#5 E5 B5 But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be A5 B5 C#5 Incognito as a gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony B5 A5 B5 E5 Maybe its a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity Eb5 C#5 A5 But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry B5 C#5 Scoring with a super model would be easy VERSE 3: A5 B5 Cause super model means voluptuous but also is synonomous with C#5 E5 B5 super dumb A5 B5 Ya see Id be a good listener so shed treat me like a sister and C#5 B5 soon Id become A5 B5 E5 That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair Eb5 C#5 A5 No it wouldnt be a week before Im in her underwear B5 [stop] I wish I was queer so I could get CHORUS: E5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that dont dig E5 B5 Chicks that dont dig guys like me A5 See Im not queer Im too ugly VERSE 4: [play like Verse 3] Doesnt matter what Im packin in my denim its whats in my genes The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean See Im not to keen on the smell of Vaseline No Im not Princess Di and I dont wanna be a queen I wish I was queer so I could get BRIDGE: E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 Chicks E5 C#5 C#5 B5 A5 Bb5 B5 B5 A5 C#5 Eb5 VERSE 5: [play like Verse 3] Anyway if I were gay Id have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis Hang out with my moms hair stylist his name is Kip hes got a lisp he talks like this And wear my mothers lingerie learn the songs of Broadway And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet I wish I was queer so I could get OUTRO: C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that dont dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are E5 B5 Queer guys that dont dig C#5 Chicks dig guys that are B5 Queer guys that dont dig C#5 E5 Chicks that dont dig guys like me B5 C#5 See Im not queer Im too ugly B5 And I dont shave my heiny C#5 Dont shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See Im not queer Im too ugly B5 And I dont shave my heiny C#5 Dont shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See Im not queer Im too ugly B5 And I dont shave my heiny C#5 Dont shave my heiny E5 B5 C#5 See Im not queer Im too ugly
В ряде случаев представлена аппликатура аккордов песни «I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks», что позволяет быстрее освоить игру на гитаре этой композиции. На этой странице собрано все в одном месте: текст песни, аккорды, аппликатура, что упрощает для личного использования, поделитесь им с друзьями или используете в творчестве. Погружайтесь в мир Bloodhound Gang через его(их) музыку.